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You Die Anyway, Meh Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

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You Die Anyway, Meh Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

You Die Anyway, Meh Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
  • Front:Ā Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
  • Inside message:Ā Right, you die anyway.
  • Dimensions:Ā 5" x 7.25"
  • Envelope & seal:Ā Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
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        Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
        • Front:Ā Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
        • Inside message:Ā Right, you die anyway.
        • Dimensions:Ā 5" x 7.25"
        • Envelope & seal:Ā Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.